Derby Liberation Front
Manifesto
The explosive experience of Roller Derby is a vehicle for significant social change. Through the years it has been oppressed by the power corrupt. Today, Derby Liberation Front is here to represent Roller Derby in its struggle against the downpressers.
We stand steadfast, equipped to promote a revolutionary agenda, prepared to take pervasive action to defend our principles. We believe that all rollergirls are created equal with the unalienable rights to life, liberty, the pursuit of happiness, and the right to skate. Skating by the people, for the people.
SMASH the STATE, LEARN to SKATE
Sponsors
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DLF Fans
Join the revolution. Show your support for Derby Liberation Front by sitting in their fan section at KeyArena bouts! Sections: 124,125,127 are specially reserved. Don’t forget to wear your olive green! If you need some DLF gear, head up to the merchandise booth or order online. Smash the State!
Roster
Avihater, #47
Domino, #62
Endora Finn Rush #42
Fatal Attacktion #6
Feline Distemper #5LAM
Full Nelson, #1…2…3! (Co-Captain)
Julie Ann Bruise #16 going on 17
Kamikaze Kim, #0
Kimball Machine, #25
Lucinda Pack, #5 on 5
Ophelia Melons, #88
Punk’N Pie #57
Rumble Fist, #9 (Co-Captain)
Slamburger Patty, #125lbs
Yoko Onoudi’nt, #20
Coaches
Ho Chi Danh
Ida Slapter
Mascots
Dr. 5ive
Brother X
