Initiative comes to thems that wait
I was raised in a small flat by my parents somewhere in England, not too long ago. I rarely attended school and spent my nights engaging in less than savory pursuits with my gang. Life does have a way of catching up to you though. And so, after multiple altercations with former associates left me battered, and a stint with psychology left me nearly dead, I decided to try a different course.
No, I didn’t reform. I was picked up by my new mates on the Derby Liberation Front, who have rehabilitated me and channeled my aggression into the more socially acceptable pursuit of roller derby.
Position: Any and all
Injuries: Head injury and a matching pair of ankle fractures
Hometown: Somewhere in England
Profession: My overnight activities preclude any day job
Previous Sports: Fastpitch softball, track and field, law breaking
Favorite Movie: I’ll give you one guess
Get Pumped-Up Song: Anything by the lovely lovely Ludwig van