Annie WarheadAnnie Warhead, #W80
Derby Liberation Front
Joined in season 7
Height: 5′ 7″ but I play bigger!
Favorite Position: Jammer, Brick in the wall.
Likes: Burning blockers, Nerdy guys, Smutty books with awful titles, Jam skating, Food cut into small uniform pieces, Feats of strength and flexibility.
Dislikes: Poopy attitudes, Dry food, Smacking the track, and Aging.
Injuries: Swollen bursa in hip and knee and a massive hematoma on left thigh.
Motto: If it’s worth doing, it’s worth overdoing, so do or do not…there is no try.
Favorite Music: 80′s alternative and metal.
Favorite Drink: Diet Wild Cherry Pepsi or Diet Coke with lime – ONLY with ice.
Bio: Little Annie Warhead grew up in an abandoned missile silo in a field in rural Montana. Her family had been forced into hiding by the local district judge when her father, the leader of an infamous militia group, was found guilty of tax evasion. Rather than spend the rest of his life in federal prison, Daddy Warhead fled with his family in the middle of the night allowing them each to take one personal item from their home. Without hesitation, Annie took her precious skates.
As she grew up, poor, isolated and on the run from the law, she found her only solace in skating on the 15′ x 25′ cement slab behind the silo. Spending hours and hours skating in a small circle not only honed her body, but her mind and her will to never be at the mercy of the establishment again!
When she left her concrete home in search of her own destiny, she wandered from place to place, group to group, never feeling welcomed or accepted. Until one day, she heard the cry of the revolutionaries of the Derby Liberation Front! Finally her unconventional uncommon life made sense! She could finally be appreciated for who she was and valued for her extraordinary skills and talents. The best thing however, was that she could spread the word to all the other misfitted lonely potential revolutionaries looking for a place, a people, a tribe to call home. SMASH THE STATE – LEARN TO SKATE! This message rings out loud and clear from Annie Warhead and all the other warriors of DLF.