Yoko Onoudi’nt
Yoko Onoudi’nt, #20
Derby Liberation Front
Joined in 2010
DLF co-captain 2011
2011 Rain of Terror Team
Height: 5’10″ on skates, i.e. one tall Asian.
Favorite Position: The hard ones.
Likes: Jumping the apex, girls who can hockey stop, BFG’s Ultimate Obstacle Course, tacos (but only on Tuesdays), grilling fresh meat (don’t forget the hot sauce!).
Dislikes: Beer without blue ribbons, people who drive under the speed limit on freeways, mornings without coffee, curling (seriously, if this is an Olympic sport, why isn’t roller derby?!).
Injuries: Nothing serious for me … yet. But you know what they say in derby: It’s not “if” you get hurt, but “when” you get hurt…
Motto: “Oh yes I DID!”
Favorite Music: Who needs music when you’ve got the sound of derby bodies smashing together?
Favorite Drink: An ice-cold beer. Simple and delicious.
Awards: MVP – S6B3 vs. Grave Danger
Bio: It was a match made in heaven: bonafide rink rat meets flat track derby.
