Della Terious #19
Date Joined
November 2007
Favorite Position
Bouncing off the rink floor.
Height
ON SKATES: Small enough to be annoying. OFF SKATES: Even shorter, but hopefully less annoying.
Likes
Hula-hooping on stilts & toasting marshmallows on my fingers.
Dislikes
Cooper Black, Hobo, and -- if it were a real typeface -- Comic Sans.
Injuries
Season 4: I sprained my left knee during a team practice; nothing torn but I had to learn the hard way that the sooner you take yourself off skates and let yourself heal, the sooner you'll be back on them.
Season 5: Too many bruises to count, and the unfortunate meeting of my bottom and a Throttle Rockets skate during Bout 2. Ouch.
Motto
"Deleterious: Look it up."
Favorite Music
Deviant circus music, of course.
Favorite Drink
You can never go wrong with a gin & tonic. You can, however, go wrong with ten of them.
Awards
Voted most likely to catch on fire.
Biography
One moonless night, while traveling with a fire circus through the desert, Della Terious stumbled upon a luminous roller rink. A pair of skates mysteriously surfaced in the sand beside her, so she put them on and skated all night long under the starry sky. When she awoke the next morning, the rink was gone -- but the skates remained.
Some people dream of running away and joining a circus. Della, however, dreamt of running away from the circus and joining roller derby. While she might seem harmless, Della's bag of tricks is not as benign as you may think.
One moonless night, while traveling with the fire circus through the desert, Della had a vision of a luminous roller rink under the starry sky. A pair of skates mysteriously appeared in the sand, so she put them on and skated all night long. When she awoke the next morning, the rink was gone -- but the skates remained.