Darcy RantDarcy Rant, #23
Joined in 2004
Inaugural Team Captain 2005
Height: Ankle- biter
Favorite Position: B1 and Jammer.
Likes: I like hard, fast skating, Devil Dogs, hell beasties, and playing the bass very loud.
You know, the usual.
Dislikes: People. They’re the WORST
Injuries: Bloody nose from Darth Skater, Jammed up thumb (couldn’t bend it for 2 months)…and er, groinal injuries, maybe a concussion, pulled an oblique, and threw my back out so bad I couldn’t reach my skates. Can’t sit in a movie theater for too long or it feels like someone is taking a hatchet to my knees. But, whatever…it’s not IF you get hurt its WHEN. Right?
Motto: There’s kerosene around, find something to do…
Favorite Music: The Cramps, Nina Hagen, Big Black, Motorhead, Turbonegro, Stan Ridgway, Deke Dickerson, Frank Sinatra, Louis Prima, Cop Shoot Cop, Wire, Killing Joke.
Favorite Drink: Something with a high percentage in a heavy dark red…
Awards: Best Jammer Season 2, Bout 3
Bio: The “X” on her head removes her from your world and your rules. She’ll roll you down, eat your brain, and throw your lifeless, oozing carcass onto the heap with the others who got in her way. She’ll rant and she’ll rave…then she’ll skate you into your grave. Beware the RANT!