Della TeriousDella Terious, #19
Joined in November 2007
Height: ON SKATES: Small enough to be annoying.
OFF SKATES: Even shorter, but hopefully less annoying.
Favorite Position: Bouncing off the rink floor.
Likes: Hula-hooping on stilts and toasting marshmallows on my fingers.
Dislikes: Cooper Black, hobo, and — if it were a real typeface — Comic Sans.
Injuries: Season 4: I sprained my left knee during a team practice; nothing torn but I had to learn the hard way that the sooner you take yourself off skates and let yourself heal, the sooner you’ll be back on them.
Season 5: Too many bruises to count, and the unfortunate meeting of my bottom and a Throttle Rockets stakes during Bout 2. Ouch!
Motto: “Deleterious: Look it up.”
Favorite Music: Deviant circus music, of course.
Favorite Drink: You can never go wrong with a gin & tonic. You can however, go wrong with ten of them.
Awards: Voted most likley to catch on fire.
Bio: One moonless night, while traveling with a fire circus through the desert, Della Terious stumbled upon a luminous roller rink. A pair of skates mysteriously surfaced in the sand beside her, so she put them on and skated all night long under the starry sky. When she awoke the next morning, the rink was gone — but the skates remained.
Some people dream of funning away and joining a circus. Della, however, dreamt of running away from the circus and joining roller derby. While she might seem harmless, Della’s bag of tricks is not a benign as you may think.