Alumnae, Retired, and Departed

Lady Die

Lady Die, #83
Grave Danger
Joined in 2004

Height: How tall do you want me to be?

Favorite Position: There are so many positions – I like them all! Wait, are we talking about the same thing? Oh. Sorry. Um, I enjoyed being a jammer in season one. It was a lot of fun learning other roles too. That helped me learn the strategy and helped me “think like a blocker.”

Likes: Grave Danger!

Dislikes: The other teams

Injuries: I was lucky enough to avoid major injuries at the bouts. I got used to bruises the size of dinner plates and dislocated my thumb, broke my wrist, and had contusions after a couple of motorcycle spills. Those injuries kept me off the rink, but derby couldn’t stop me!

Motto: Die another day…unless you’re not me. Then DIE DIE DIE!

Favorite Music: Battle marches or white noise.

Favorite Drink: Red Rose. I’m a lady. If you don’t have that, I’ll take Canadian Rye with a splash of ginger ale. Real ginger ale. Don’t go mixing Sprite and Coke and calling it ginger ale

Awards: I’m in a category all my own. There’s no award for that, sadly.

Bio: Canada doesn’t want Lady Die any more. They kicked her out for causing too many fights at hockey games. Since landing south of the border she’s received several restraining orders but she doesn’t care! Die races around the rink as a jammer with the same fury that she races her motorcycle at the track. She learned evasive derby moves by practicing weaving techniques during high-speed highway police chases.
Watch out for Die – she’s no lady. She’ll knock you over and kick you while you’re down.