Alumnae, Retired, and Departed


#17 Muffstache

Rat City Rollergirl

The glass is half full. It may be half full of f**cking vinegar but it’s half full godd****t.

Derby History: Founding member of the Maui Rollergirls 2008-2010, Rat City Rollergirls Grave Danger 2010-Current, All Star Program 2011-Current, All Star Charter Member 2013-CurrentBirthdate: Yuck

Position: Utility

Injuries: Bumps, bruises, hematomas, cortisone shots, pins and PT.

Awards: League Most Improved, Rollergirl of the Month, Rain of Terror Most Motivational

Hometown: Battle Ground, WA

Profession: Licenced PTA at Starbucks

Previous Sports: Snowboarding

Beverage of Choice: Whisky