Patience Grasshopper
Patience Grasshopper, #46Grave Danger
Joined Season 8 – 2012
Height: Tall enough.
Favorite Position: Crushing the dreams of the other jammer.
Likes: Taco Tuesdays, cats with extra toes, the Great Wall of China, and finding money in your summer pants… Did I say Taco Tuesdays yet??
Dislikes: Whiners and cauliflower. YUCK
Injuries: There are two screws in my right ankle from a fibula fracture so I guess I’m bionic now.
Motto: …wait for it…
Favorite Music: GANGNAM STYLE. ALL OF THE TIME.
Favorite Drink: Delicious beer!
Awards: N/A
