Excuse me…do these effectively hide my thunder?
Derby History: I skated with Jet City for three years, starting in April of 2009. I played for the Camaro Harem and the all-star team, the Bombers. I transferred to Rat City in April of 2012, and am now a proud member of the Sockit Wenches.
Birthdate: July 23rd
Position: blocker, pivot
Injuries: broken rib, broken finger, angry knees and a few concussions
Hometown: Seattle, WA
Profession: Account Director for a digital agency
Favorite Movie: Super Troopers