Skate Pauli Girl
#34Previous roller derby experience:
Dockyard Derby Dames
Joined: September 2011
Height: 5′ 2″
Favorite Position: Jammer/Blocker
Likes: Augustiner Brau, Lowenbrau, Paulanerbrau, Spatenbrau, Pilsner Urquell, Hoegaarden, and of course St. Pauli Girl.
Dislikes: Left lane freeway camping…. wait. Left lane freeway campers doing 55 and the guy to their right is doing 57. Yeah. The left lane is for passing only!
Motto: Always Jam when you are asked. You are being asked to Jam because your team needs you. They trust you, they know you can do it, and they will do their job to help you do yours.
Favorite Drink- other than Bier? I’ll take a Crown Royal bomb.
Awards:
2007: Femme Fianna Best Jammer
2007, 2008, 2009: Femme Fianna Best Jammer
2008: Dockyard’s Fan Favorite
2010: Dockyard Offensive MVP
Season 8 Bout 1 – MVP (TR vs. SW)
Bio: Pauli girl was born to a German father, and an Irish mother with a
pinch of Italian to spice things up. She was a beerwench during the
annual Oktoberfest celebration, and poor Pauli girl could not resist
tasting the patron’s bier…to check for impurities you know! ;)
After some time passed with no Pauli in sight, another beerwench went
to seek her out, and found her sleeping near some freshly tapped barrels.
She was fired immediately. Pauli knew nothing good would come of her
without the love/hate relationship of her half sister, so she traveled to Ireland
in search of Slim Finnegan.
When Skate Pauli found Slim, she was heading up the Irish derby gang The Femme
Fianna. Pauli attempted to pass the rigourus tests to become one
herself. Unfortunately she failed miserably, and proceded to tap into
an keg of Agustiner Brau, sadly gulping her sadness away.
Once nicely full of Bier, she attempted the tests again and behold,
passed with flying colors.
Pauli is currently on a permanent semi-secret, but probably obvious mission
with some of the galaxy’s finest drinkers, er, skaters!….The Throttle Rockets!
